笑談...

2011081819:16

                                           

                              大陸X胞來台在公廁...

 

                               總之照做就是了....

  

                                 笑~~笑就對了.....

 

                                    

 

                                        

 

                            **老婆對外遇老公說:

 

                         你敢跟我離婚去娶那個妖精的話

 

                          我就嫁給妖精她老爹

 

                          從此以後~ 兒子改叫你為姐夫  你得喊我媽!

 

                         老公當場暈倒……

 

 

                         

 

                        ** 一女孩夜歸遇到歹徒。

 

                            歹徒兇狠得問:站住!幹嘛去?

 

                            女孩不想被劫財,便可憐巴巴得說:要去借錢!

 

                            歹徒依然兇狠問:借錢幹嘛?

 

                            女孩怕被劫色,便道:得了愛滋要治療 !

 

                            歹徒怒吼:快滾!!

 

                                   

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